Hmmm, Rachel definitely qualifies as a beautiful woman...Fine! I'm still going to show up next year, you can't keep me away that easily. Other people may not show up since they'll have almost no chance of winning the $500 with me there, but to be a good sport, I promise to donate the money to charity, that has always been my policy, and I don't intend for it to change.

And if you're thinking of playing some dirty trick (like, say, using skill) to cost me the prize money, well...Think of the children!
