I don't do beer,
Heh. That explains a lot.
I didn't call your ideas worthless, just the ability itself--there's a distinction.
An ability . . . which was my idea.

I mean, I've done government contracting, but that my friend is some hair-splitting that even I couldn't do. And yeah, it was a pathetic, worthless idea. And I'm gonna have 90 more worthless ideas. They're meat-shields for my 10 good ones.
Hair Shirt: play on an opponent unit. For the rest of the game your opponent must discard a command card in order to play a command cart while this unit is attacking or defending, and must spend two command actions in order to use the faction ability on this unit.

You come out to Kublacon some year, and I'll let you include that card in whatever faction deck you play.
BTW, to all the readers, this is what Alexander vs Persia was. Only less civil. Poor Zinos had to be traffic cop with all of it, too.